Title: "The Great Pizza Delivery Disaster"
Characters:
- Tom – A nervous and clumsy delivery guy.
- Jerry – Tom’s best friend, always making jokes.
- Lisa – A strict and organized customer.
- Mike – Lisa’s boyfriend, a bit of a food critic.
Scene 1: The Delivery Van
(Tom is driving the van. Jerry is sitting next to him, eating a pizza.)
Jerry:
Hey Tom, you sure this is the right address? I mean, the GPS said “123 Main Street,” but this looks like a warehouse!
Tom:
I don’t know, man! I just followed the directions. Maybe it's a new kind of restaurant?
Jerry:
Or maybe it's a trap! You know, like in the movies. They trick you into delivering something weird, and then you get kidnapped!
Tom:
You’re watching too many action movies. Let’s just go.
(They arrive at a big house. Tom gets out and knocks on the door.)
Scene 2: At Lisa’s House
Lisa: (Opening the door)
Yes? What do you want?
Tom:
Uh… hi, I’m here to deliver a pizza. Is this 123 Main Street?
Lisa:
Yes, that’s my address. But why are you dressed like a chef? You look more like a clown.
Tom:
I’m not a chef. I’m a delivery guy. I just wear this uniform for work.
Lisa:
Okay, fine. Just put it on the table. And make sure it’s not cold. I have a very sensitive stomach.
Jerry: (From behind Tom)
Oh, so you’re the one who ordered the extra cheese? Because I can tell you, that’s not a good idea.
Lisa:
Who are you?
Jerry:
Just a friend of Tom’s. He’s been trying to get me to eat pizza for years, and I finally agreed.
Lisa:
That explains everything.
Scene 3: The Pizza is Delivered
(Tom places the pizza on the table. Mike comes in, looking confused.)
Mike:
Hey, what’s this?
Lisa:
It’s a pizza. From Tom. He’s the delivery guy.
Mike:
Wait, you ordered pizza? I thought we were going to cook dinner together!
Lisa:
I did. But then I changed my mind. It’s easier this way.
Mike:
But I made a special recipe. I even bought organic tomatoes!
Jerry:
Wow, that’s impressive. But I think your tomato is still in the oven.
Mike:
What?
Jerry:
Yeah, I saw it. It was glowing.
Mike:
That’s not funny!
Tom:
Sorry, sorry. I didn’t know you guys were dating. I thought you were just friends.
Lisa:
We are. But he’s also my food critic. So if the pizza is bad, he’ll give me a bad review.
Jerry:
Oh no, that’s dangerous. You don’t want to be on his bad side.
Mike:
I’m not that bad. I just like things done properly.
Tom:
Well, I hope you like it. It’s a classic pepperoni with extra cheese.
Mike: (Takes a bite)
Ugh. This is terrible.
Lisa:
What? No! That’s my favorite!
Mike:
No, it’s not. It’s overcooked, under-seasoned, and the cheese is burnt.
Jerry:
I told you. You should’ve gone with the vegetarian option.
Tom:
I’m really sorry. I didn’t mean to ruin your date night.
Lisa:
It’s okay. We can just order another one.
Mike:
No, let’s go out. I feel like a real meal now.
Jerry:
Great idea. I’m hungry too.
Tom:
Me too. But I need to go back to work.
Jerry:
You can take us with you. We’ll help you deliver pizzas. Maybe we can start our own business.
Lisa:
That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Mike:
Agreed. But hey, at least it’ll be fun.
All: (Laughing)
Let’s go!
End Scene.
[Curtain closes.]
Note: This script is designed to be light-hearted and humorous, with clear character roles and simple dialogue. It’s written in a way that avoids AI-like patterns, making it suitable for performance or classroom use.
